HellMOO

Nate Bullshivik, angler extraordinaire, has been seen around town trying to hire an expedition to the legendary necropolis. Something about capturing rare and exotic species there.

Final Rest Home

Freedom city's own rest home for the aged and infirm has undergone renovations thanks to the passing of several wealthy tenants! Private Suites are now available to the wealthiest and oldest citizens of our great city! No longer will the elderly have to be an undue burden on their friends and family!
Rooms include -
Floors!
Ceilings!
Working Doors!
An atmosphere of quiet dignity!
Elderly citizens unable to afford housing should report to the recycling center for further information.

WU Emergency Transmission - Sewer Maintainence Unit 4A

Sending again, its been three hours with no response! The...things...one of them fuckin' ate Georgie! We ran but they came out of the goddamn walls when we tried to clear one of the pipes. It's only me and Reg left but we are hiding and he passed out and now those things are comming out of his skin oh god I've been breathing them in. We were just sent in to clean the sewer under that tenement in slagtown why won't anyone answer.
Oh god I can feel them inside.
Please. Anyone.

Rumor has it that Asian restaurant owner Wang has converted some of his basement storage space to an underground go parlor.

Rumor has it a strange man has been selling his services as a craftsman out of a tent recently. Apparently, he has taken a liking to the shells of turtles. He apparently chooses not to remain in one place for too long, as reports of his tent have come from several different locations already.

Rumors of a large island suddenly RISING OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN have been traveling throughout Freedom City and the surrounding areas. According to eye-witness accounts, the island is located west of the danger-filled tropics of Stormfront Island -- but could these be lies propagated by the Yachtzee! company in order to sell more boats?!

Rumor has it some punk has gone and stolen all the manhole covers in new clearwater, leaving the old sewers open to all.

Rumor has it that the rock leech population has finally risen up against their Luskentryan oppressors. Evidently they are looking to hire hunters to help them with their problem. The head shop on Luskentyre has all the details, so they say.

OH SHI

There has been a minor change with lockpicking. It now uses completely different rules for determining door pickability. They are now far more consistent with the information in 'help security'. TL;DR as follows... your door is pickable if any one of the following is true:

1. Anyone scanned into your lock is online or not behind the door. (note: ThiS INCLUDES CORPSYNC)

2. Anyone is online inside of your apartment.

3. You are logged out in your apartment but are not near your door (within three rooms).

We have reconciled most of the existing locks and removed people who weren't around so you might be safe for now... maybe! Hold onto your hats, children.

Iron liver is no longer exclusive with billygoat.